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[–] scott@lemmy.org 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Modern medicine allows you to grow boobs if you like

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also to remove them if you don't want them

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can we have the two crowds get together?

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Modern Medicine or the McDonalds Menu?

[–] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

De as in the slang for "the." If anyone sues.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ok now tell me where'd u get that from?

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can just search “thing” ascii art and there’ll be websites for it

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Trans Hitler ascii art

No relevant results

You liar

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago

Got tired of not being able to touch boobs, so I grew some (oops)

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

So when dudes go out it's called "prowling for pussy"

What's the female equivalent? "Driving for dick?"

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cruising for cock

Drifting for dong

Rallying for a root

…Parking for penis

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Running for rod.
Riding for red fella.
Limping for little Alex.
Flying for flesh flute.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Jumping for Johnson

Shambling for shaft

Bladerunning for blossom

Steamrolling for staff

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

“Cruising” is a term historically reserved for less heterosexual affairs…

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"talking to a man in a 10 meter range"

"Creating a Tinder account with no pictures nor bio and waiting for your tea to cool down a bit." 😅

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Skulking for schlong

[–] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Fly fishing

here, take this:

hands OP estrogen

[–] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago

Amazon carries boobs, 2 day delivery. Now you can lay in the grass and touch boobs.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊

take that E

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Woagh... that's a lot of E

Also, username checks out

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

don't take them all in one day!!!!!!

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can't stop me >:3

2x the estrogen means 2x faster girlification, right??

Nooo, you'll turn into multiple girl by girlsmosis

[–] match@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

to have boobs or to touch

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I recently got a relationship. But don't think I have complete access to boobs, she lives 2100km away, so only some weeks access :(

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Dearest Gaia, bring out your beauties; we got a hankerin to frolic

[–] griff 2 points 1 week ago

bushes & trees