Modern medicine allows you to grow boobs if you like
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2025
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Can we have the two crowds get together?
Modern Medicine or the McDonalds Menu?
De as in the slang for "the." If anyone sues.
cat named boobs:
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If you're in trouble make it double!
Ok now tell me where'd u get that from?
You can just search “thing” ascii art and there’ll be websites for it
Trans Hitler ascii art
No relevant results
You liar
Got tired of not being able to touch boobs, so I grew some (oops)
So when dudes go out it's called "prowling for pussy"
What's the female equivalent? "Driving for dick?"
Cruising for cock
Drifting for dong
Rallying for a root
…Parking for penis
Running for rod.
Riding for red fella.
Limping for little Alex.
Flying for flesh flute.
Jumping for Johnson
Shambling for shaft
Bladerunning for blossom
Steamrolling for staff
“Cruising” is a term historically reserved for less heterosexual affairs…
"talking to a man in a 10 meter range"
"Creating a Tinder account with no pictures nor bio and waiting for your tea to cool down a bit." 😅
Skulking for schlong
Fly fishing
here, take this:
hands OP estrogen
Amazon carries boobs, 2 day delivery. Now you can lay in the grass and touch boobs.
I'd love to grow some...
💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊
take that E
Woagh... that's a lot of E
Also, username checks out
don't take them all in one day!!!!!!
You can't stop me >:3
2x the estrogen means 2x faster girlification, right??
Nooo, you'll turn into multiple girl by girlsmosis
to have boobs or to touch
I recently got a relationship. But don't think I have complete access to boobs, she lives 2100km away, so only some weeks access :(
Dearest Gaia, bring out your beauties; we got a hankerin to frolic
bushes & trees