"By opening AND using this product (...)"
Have someone else open it for you, then consume the product yourself. Boom, no contract. Checkmate, lawyers!
this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2025
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hand it to a baby. it's like the cursed weapon loophole.
And loose your right to claim the Amazon $5 gift card? You'll fold. Just like all the others.
Vital Proteins got bought out by Nestle and almost immediately turned to shit iirc
I didn't know this—time to shop for a new collagen supplement.
So when my underage child opens this what's the plan? Clearly theyre not old enough to enter into an "legally" binding agreement, right?
Lol too bad they only wrote it in English
This is a real thing?
Lg tried it on refrigerators, even though refrigerators are not delivered in boxes.So the customer never receives them. The delayed or denied every warranty claim on their stupid 2 stage refrigerant pump, then said since the customer opened the box with the terms agreement that they couldn't sue. It took more than a year to resolve just that there could be a class action lawsuit against LG.
I'm gonna need some good news soon. This dystopia just keeps getting worse and worse.
The good news is that these things pass, buddy. All things pass, and it's almost over really. This economy, this president, they won't last forever. This country, this current set of land masses, this current set of planets. It's all gonna just...pass. Gonna be just one drop in a lake of space and an ocean of time. Gonna be pressed into a microscopic crease in the fabric of a spacetime already contorted by titanic folds of incomprehensible number and arrangement. Until it can hardly be said to have happened at all.
Everything ends, nothing matters. Be happy for the little things and don't screw it up for others
The good news is you can choose to save your unborn children the pain of existence on planet earth.
Get a vasectomy. For them.
Somehow... Not the good news I was looking for.
I had one of these fridges. The pumps even got an extended warranty since they failed so often. Mine died on year 6 of the 5 year standard MFG and it still got fixed for free because of the class action lawsuit.
I learned about the lawsuit after the fact too.
No LG appliances, no Samsung appliances... any other brands to avoid?
They’re bringing back Prima Nocta.
hilarious. I think they're doing you a favor so you don't have to buy this product ever again
It says you're bound by "opening and using" the product, rather than "opening or using". Have someone else open it for you. Then neither of you have done both.
Go one step further and have someone under 18 who cannot legally enter into a contract open it haha
Thus is the kind of legalistic bullshit interpretation I can get right behind
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This is Vital Proteins brilliant response to being taken to court over heavy metal and "foreign materials" contamination in their products.
I'm sure they definitely didn’t think removing all those pesky "foreign materials" and next-gen metals from they products...
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