Here's the secret they don't want you to know: You don't need to use a straw at all. Forgo the lid and voila! You've got a cup!
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Tip the cup enough, ice attack
Have you considered not being a small child?
No
I don't wanna!
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Bamboo straws are nice, metal straws are the best, and they might look super nice.
I like glass the most because they dont have a "taste".
Yea, I always fear they might break though
I can see the unpeal.
Didn't even know glass straws were a thing, don't think I've ever seen one.
Oh mais c'est une communauté francophone, les pailles en bambou c'est bien, les pailles en métal c'est le mieux, et y'en a des très classes !
Je n'étais pas sûr non plus que ce soit une communauté française...
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Pas de paille, pas de problèmes.
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: Quand j'étais petit, les adultes ne buvaient pas avec une paille, c'était que pour les enfants au restau ou à des anniversaires.
I’ll seriously never understand the need for a sippy straw.
The only, ONLY person I asked who had a rational reason for their straw usage was in a bid to protect his teeth from acids in soda and juices.
That being said, I can only look back to college years, but he had GREAT teeth.
I'm closer to 40 than 30, and well, I need a lot of dental work I can't afford.
Maybe he was on to something.
My response would be to reevaluate soda and juices.
That would have a much more profound impact on your oral health. Probably your overall health too.
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I just skip soda alltogether..or any sugary drinks 95% of the time
Edit: why i actually wanted to comment - my teeth stil suck
Genetics also play a lot when it's about dental health and longevity. Base-level dental health is negatively correlated to bone health for whatever reason, also if you have fragile nails you're more likely will experience bad teeth in your later life regardless of how much you brush, floss, etc.
I have nails like wolverine but bad teeth. Blah.
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I never had this issue with a paper straw.
I'm not a big straw user, but same, never understood what people do with straws that grinds their gears so much with the material change.
Maybe there's different qualities around the world's markets?
I can tell you that some get soggy faster than others. Some are unusable after sitting in a glass for more than 30 minutes; others I haven't had any issue with.
I'm convinced this is the difference:
Your skill issue, drink faster noob!
Lol maybe, but I like to savor it! Or refill with the same straw
Yeah I’ve heard places wanted to make the switch but just went super cheap or the manufacturing wasn’t there right away.
Yeah, the "super cheap" mentality towards something that affects the profits at a 0.00something% is super annoying (whilst acting like it's the end of the world, and with their rising profits above inflation).
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There is no good reason why we don't have good straws from natural materials consumers wouldn't differentiate to plastic ones.
It's so little material development and so much lobbying & a bit of logistics issue.
Non degradable stuff from "natural" materials would have the same issues. It must break down in water.
But it doesn't have to do it in the timespan of 47 seconds.
Bamboo is pretty good. Pasta straws are also okay.
Metal or glass are the best.
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la paille a même des couleurs françaises
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Conservatives back then: "If you need a straw to drink, you're a baby!"
Conservatives now: "If I can't have my plastic straw, I'll literally cry!"
So the original conservatives were right and we lost our maturity by allowing society to 'progress'?
It's more of a contrarianism thing. They hate liberalism (by liberalism I mean not the modern moderate-conservatism/neoliberalism, but the foundation ideology of our democracies) more than anything, and they temporarily adjust their ideology to appear more counter-cultureish. See their sudden pro-pornography and pro-female objectification shift when the first gamergate happened, their anti-porn activism moved to more pseudo-secular orgs like NCOSE and Collective Shout. They started to shift back to anti-porn during the Vaush folder-reveal drama, and even faster after the second Trump victory.
I like the noodle ones! They stay strong for hours then you can just throw them away or crush them. Not sure if they’re actually noodles but they’re similar.
My friend keeps worrying they're not gluten free though. I just skip straws when we drink, I don't find straws really useful and also out of solidarity.
Even if they weren’t, would there be enough transference to matter? Not sure
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It’s a cup, take off the lid and drink
I really like those lids where the front opens as you tip it, and closes when you put the cup on the table. No straw needed.
I wish they weren't plastic though, not seen a biodegradable version yet.
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