Screamium

When I have a cold I wear a cloth mask to bed and that actually helps reduce the sore throat I get from breathing dry air. Also, it does a pretty good job of preventing my partner from getting sick as well!

My toilet blew up after I returned from Europe and forgot to convert from kilos to ass-loads

We know damn well there will not be free and fair elections anymore, so anyone "promising retribution" is committing political suicide. There will be no perfect candidate.

Yep, smells like beer.

Are they in a dryer?

I meant getting Trump elected to sow discord and chaos in the US has allowed Russia to continue their war while facing fewer repercussions

It's working for Russia

That's what they want, so spite fuels my resolve to reject it repeatedly

*certainly

Here's the secret they don't want you to know: You don't need to use a straw at all. Forgo the lid and voila! You've got a cup!

I like it! Unfortunately, you just know they'll make up some new conspiracy about harambe or something and say "Dems stole the files!" Then they'll act like "Release the files" is all about their new distraction