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New Zealand Wants to Be the “Best Place to Have Herpes” (hyperallergic.com)

submitted 6 days ago by kebab@endlesstalk.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Squeezer@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s a long way to go just to have herpes. I’ve been, and it’s lovely, but can I just herpes from home?

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

I can arrange that

[–] Bot@sub.community 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You got reward for having herpes in NZ?

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Doesn't nearly everyone have herpes?

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Theres 8 different kinds of herpes. You can collect them all, like labubu dolls.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 points 4 days ago

New bucket list entry added

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

Tf you mean, you never hear of Virgins?

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What? Really? I think I don’t have

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Depending on where you live, anywhere between 50-90% have it. Almost feels like mostly only young people and virgins don't have it.

There was also statistics that showed 90% of the people who have herpes were not aware they have herpes.