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[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago

Stupid tip.

You don't need to exhale when your initial breath was taken at the surface - this is a requirement when scuba diving as you are breathing compressed air.

And the bends is an accent speed thing, not a holding breath thing.

Do walleyes go down to 50 feet?

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 19 points 11 months ago

I would recommend to avoid taking your last breath at surface level, but instead take it 50 feet deep once you are completely submerged in water. The air is very wet down there, don't be surprised.

This has been taught to me by a life-long observation of walleyes, who never make this stupid mistake.

[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

If you are trapped in your car 50 feet under water in a freezing cold lake, I believe the scientific term for this is being "majorly fucked"

[-] urda@lebowski.social 7 points 11 months ago

Just a bit of an “oppsie whoopsie”

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Remember where ya left yer tip-ups if ya need an easy way out, but if ya get there and there's already a pike on 'em, yer fucked, bud.

[-] LoraxEleven@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

This is why I keep jigs and three walleye plugs in my first aid box: a floater, a deep diver and a suspender. Threw all that other bullshit out so I could also fit my brush rod in there, too.

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