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[–] NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago

Water damage, repair claim denied.

[–] m105@discuss.tchncs.de 71 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 7 points 2 weeks ago

They'll think "surely turning it off and on wouldn't solve all this damage", swear to you that they already did restart it just so they don't have to wait for it to restart and once you go over and actually restart the computer it will get fixed. Then they will gaslight themselves into believing they did in fact restart it and you've just somehow got lucky.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 45 points 2 weeks ago

Just push the parts closer and fixate them with duct tape. It's literally the 2-piece puzzle. Is it too hard for you?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's only a joke until somebody tries & succeeds bcs Linux will run on anything.

After that it will still be funny, just not a joke anymore.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta send that off to Rossman Repair Group first. Mobo looks like it got a little wet.

[–] krigo666@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ah, one of those new fangled modular computers...

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The Fairphone XL.

Not that I'm ragging on the Fairphone, I love the concept.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Framework laptop?

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fairtop Puzzle

[–] krigo666@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I have the 5. :)

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Finally an air gapped machine I can trust

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 17 points 2 weeks ago

These CAPTCHA puzzles are getting out of hand

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Have you tried putting it in rice?

[–] LorIps@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Just turn it back on again. It's an IBM ThinkPad it'll be fine

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

You should install linux

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

It's certainly a puzzle.

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe try a factory reset

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Ctrl + V is paste

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

Try rebooting.

[–] peacepath@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

uninstall photoshop, with Gimp it would have become a two screens laptop!

[–] omniman@piefed.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

glue will help

[–] invertedspear@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can probably still run doom

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like something water jet channel would do.

[–] andyspam@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How do you think this was cut? It doesn't seem like there's any melting, so maybe a water jet?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

definitly water jet

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I just pushed the power button, it did that by itself I swear

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Common pebck issue. Throw yourself off a cliff.