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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago

If it's true that a man dies twice: once when his body fails, the second when his name is last spoken...

Then I swear this cheeky fucker is going to outlive us all!

[–] lemjukes@sopuli.xyz 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago

Ea-nāṣir: "Lol, this one goes in the pile!"

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 40 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Not again, Ea-Nasir. You cannot keep getting away with thisi

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Nanni tried to warn us but we didn't listen.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I usually think this joke is beaten into the ground, but I like this execution, it's great!

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 22 points 4 days ago

I dunno it's only been like 4,000 years. I think that's a pretty easy geological excavation to beat it back down some more.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

This one never gets old to me. There's something endearing about seeing people being their assholish selves in an everyday setting from over 3,700 years ago.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I love this meme. It is as beautiful and enduring as the copper ingots I once received from the honorable Ea-nāṣir of Ur. Many blessings upon his house.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Ea-nāṣir funds social media bots to polish his image because of all of the money he saves selling low grade copper ore

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"But, we were highly trusted in Ancient Sumeria, honest!"

"Your grasp of metalworking and material science looks like it belongs in 3000 B.C. too."

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 20 points 4 days ago

You have to admit, quality or not, the guy has the longest running brand recognition. Any PR is good PR.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

Didn’t recognize the name until I saw the original Akkadian

𒂍𒀀𒈾𒍢𒅕 to clarify for everybody

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Lmao "questions, complaints? Fill out the clay tablet..."

Legend

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

“…unless your are Nanni, then shut up”.

Lol

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

A great touch, attached in a little bag too!

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Looks like bad copper to me.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Hahaha, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-n%C4%81%E1%B9%A3ir it's good/bad to know that humans have always been the same.

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

This is fantastic.

[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

looks good to me

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Mesopotamia's Best! These are the copper fittings that built civilization. In fact it was these exact ones.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Maybe it wouldn't hurt to do some googling? You know what they say, what's on the internet is chiseled in stone.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not a history buff so I don't understand the reference.

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 3 points 3 days ago

See the linked Wikipedia Article

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Should have saved this dank meme for Mesopotamia Monday

[–] Nebula@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago

Its a diamond 💎 alloy.

Obvious /s

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago

"Those are speed-holes. They make the car go faster."

[–] LilB0kChoy@midwest.social 2 points 4 days ago

Looks more like a Harbor Freight brand.

!reallyshittycopper@lemmy.world

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

It's a long "a"? I've been using a short "a" this whole time.