Why? Prosecutors dogged Clinton for 8 years.

An English couple adopted a German baby. By the age of two, he'd yet to talk.

They took him to specialists, but they could find nothing wrong with the boy.

By his seventh birthday, his parents had given up hope. But that morning while he ate breakfast, he spoke clearly: "Mother, Father, my strudel is a bit tepid."

They were astounded and overjoyed. "You can talk!"

"Yes of course" said the boy.

"But why haven't you said anything before?"

"Up to now everything has been quite satisfactory."

They don't think you have disposable income. They don't care about you if you don't.

That's within the ball park of as good as it gets.

I have to admit, she's my favorite MAGA:

• Getting drunk and crazy,

• Jacking off Democrats in theaters,

• Loud dysfunctional family who can't stay out of jail,

• Eternally baffled by real politicians

She's the only authentic one of the whole nest of snakes.

Getting up every day and not doing something stupid is hard work.

Also Europe:

"Let's do this obviously good thing for the sake of the whole continent."

"No, because it would help France."

As a Washingtonian, don't fuck with Seattle Children's Hospital, you piece of shit.

I used to work with this lifted-truck literally red-necked red neck. He kept going on about how hot his girl was, and how white she was.

One day he shows me her picture, and she was indeed a very hot dark skinned Latina. Some people are just in denial.

Downvoted for not knowing what double blind means.

"Pro-Life" is the best branding in the history of branding. If you've screwed that up there's no where else to go.

My job was broken in to. They sent a detective. He looked around and told us there was basically zero chance he'd catch the guy.

I found a cigarette butt outside. He said "It could be anybody". I said "nobody here smokes". He said "even if it's his, there's little chance it's a DNA match."

To his credit, the detective took the cigarette butt and tested it. There was a DNA match to a guy living in our small town who'd been in jail three times for robbery meaning the cops knew exactly who he was and what he did for a living but weren't doing anything to stop him.

When they went to his house they found everything of ours that he couldn't sell.