Dude was blowing out the backs of aliens decades before I was alive. If he wants to hit that, that's between him and Frank.
Jim leans down and whispers in Miss Piggy's ear: "Now scream like Yoda"
Otto! There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!
Riker would do it.
What makes you think Riker hasn’t already done it??
hey Miss Piggy takes very good care of herself and i'm sure she smells nothing like you expect
A fragrant pig is still a pig. And she'd orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice.
she’d orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice
over and over again, buddy
Are you suggesting James T. Kirk gives pigs multiple orgasms?
Probably alluding to the quirky info bit no.36211, namely that pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes to 4 hours depending on who tells you about it.
Well... he's got stamina, but does he have that much stamina?
Hey stop hitting on David Cameron's girlfriend.
That's Lord Cameron, peasant.
Ms Piggy would absolutely top. Count me in.
Kirk was never known for his discerning taste, was he?
Somebody…calls me…I answer them…slowly…a pig…with kaleidoscope eyes!!
It’s worse than that, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim
"Laddie, every woman has her own charm. You just have to know where to look for it."
"Sometimes is the charm that she's easy?"
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
