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The demon is Bill Gates fueled with the tormented souls of Microsoft employees that just got layed off. The solution is to print out a few Arch wiki pages and a usb stick (with Arch) and say "the power of Torvalds compels you" until the PC is once again pure. Than keep your PC pure by avoiding absolutely proprietary software and always praying to Tux for more features.
Demons prefer FreeBSD
Linux doesn't have this? Man, I guess I'll stick with windows. That shit is metal AF.
I think HellOS comes with demonic teeth drivers right out of the box.
systemd keeps daemons under control, the computer will be fine with Linux.
sed s/demon/daemon/g
The install is complete.
Ok, but imaging playing one of the new Doom games with that set up:
Action starts to get intense.
The tension, and temperature rises.
Suddenly, a whisper at the back of your mind "hail satan hail satan hail satan"
As more enemies appear, and the temperature rises, it becomes louder, pulsing in your ears. Somehow a whisper that is now shouting.
As you cleanse the demonic filth, the chanting subsides and stops, bringing a measure of peace, at least for the moment.
Your computer wants to be possessed by Daemons sir
Daemons > demons
Wellβ¦ the satanists Iβve met definitely seemed like a Linux crowd, so itβs not the worst suggestion prior to sacrificing a goat or something of that nature.
The machine spirit yearns for linux
Pleasantly surprised seeing tpwrtrmnky here.
Good move, now the demon can't get a wi-fi connection.
When was the last time you saw a possessed Linux system? Donβt worry Iβll wait
Every linux comes with perl and bash, possession is a single script away
my Linux has dæmons all over it
The good dæmons compete with pathogenic bad dæmons, and are essential for the computer's health.
All my Linux systems are possessed by daemons
Stupid Linux Guy doesn't realize that by installing Linux, you install even more daemons on your machine!
Just because they're daemons doesn't mean they're bad or malicious. Assuming they are is racist.
You can probably configure the demon in Linux
demonctl stop hellfire
demonctl disable hellfire
demonctl enable regular-fire
demonctl start regular-fire
demonctl set --force body-type=human horns=2 eyes=2 tongue=forked skin=red
demonctl add --object electric-guitar
demonctl speak "play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls"
This is like 99% of Lemmy users.
"How do I fix this issue with my computer?"
"Have you heard of our lord and savior FOSS?"
I'm inclined to believe that's normal Windows behavior at this point...
I'm sure you have no ulterior motives on this subject, maxwells_daemon.