this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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[–] Nougat@kbin.social 101 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't go alone. Take these:

. . , , . ! . , , ,

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Must have accidentally hit that key.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

I think she was catching air.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

She has a point!

[–] LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No wonder he left with those writing skills.

[–] Tramdan@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dragonflyteaparty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Way too many people have no idea how that grammatically works. I stop reading immediately when people don't know simple grammar.

[–] Kotsi3P0@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

8 people rated it helpful?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thunb up good thumb down bad, make me laugh good, thumb up

[–] hansl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Chair 4 legs good. Chicken two legs bad. Dog 4 legs, chair.

[–] Pisodeuorrior@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

He must have dumped her for her usage of punctuation.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, one of I favorite places too

[–] WhiteHotaru@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Jolene, Jolene 🎶🎵

[–] sachamato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Things escalated quickly with Wendy! (edit Cindy!)

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

WHO THE FUCK IS WENDY??

[–] firewyre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I mean, would you stay with something called Ms Tiff Tiff?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

if he would leave me for you he will leave you for the next person

I... don't think it works like that

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, cheaters gon' cheat.

At least, I think that's what she's saying happened? I read it over a couple times, but I'm still quite lost

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was thinking she would've said if he cheated, but to me it sounded more like they just fell for each other and the guy ended the relationship to be with the other person.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Ah yeah that makes sense, thanks