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[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

THC butter exists, but you won't escape the weed taste.

Chocolate and gelatin with a bunch of sugar is the only real way to cut that taste.

[–] picnicolas@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I made hot wings and the flavor was totally complimentary. Highly recommend!

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

~heehee~ ~‘highly’~

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Weed is delicious if you know how to use it in cooking.

I think a weed honey ham would be delicious.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A friend used to be known for his extra potent canna-olive oil which made excellent pesto.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's he known for now? Bigamy?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately, as we know only too well, pot pesto was just a gateway straight to fentanyl pesto.

[–] SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

I made weed olive oil and you can pretty much use it anywhere you'd want olive oil flavor. I usually just drizzle some on an Italian sub or some pasta.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

You can cook with concentrates and the most you'll get out of it as far as flavor goes is knowing you put it in there.

If you aren't cooking it, you wouldn't know.

You can also accomplish this with flower, but it's much more difficult.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Because rum ham already exists.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is the best use for THC butter. Grilled Cheese sandwiches are wild with it.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Cook some ribeyes in kerrygold special butter. Dude.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How much do you need to use for it to be effective?

A grilled cheese doesn’t feel like it holds a lot of butter, so is the butter very strong?

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

You don’t need a ton. The butter cooks into it pretty well. For best results put it on the inside of the bread or do both, depends on how intense you’re looking for.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know shit about weed or THC but I do know enough about butter to tell you that you can easily get a grilled cheese sandwich to soak up an entire stick of butter in its two bread slices.

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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because weed has an incredibly persistent flavor that's easiest to mask with sweets.

You could make a THC laced ham, but you'll have a hard time making it taste good. Not impossible, just difficult.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Are y'all just throwing weed in oil and hoping for the best?

You can absolutely make a tasteless cannabutter. Follow a guide.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Because THC is soluable in fat, you usually just make budder with it and then make something that uses lots of butter. Like baked goods.

You might be able to infuse ham with weed; but I'm not sure how you might accomplish that.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Hear me out: grass-fed pork.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Butter weed ham is some it's always sunny shit

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

I'M SORRY WEED HAM

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

You can buy THCA in syringe form for filling carts and stuff. Just use the ham like a pin cushion and inject a small amount in each spot.

Hams fatty and you won't have an issue converting to 9.

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Steak. With garlic butter and thyme.

Idk if the high temp during cooking will ruin the THC tho.

Maybe only added after the steak is cooked?

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[–] notsure@fedia.io 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...have you tasted weed?...it ain't like dill...

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Funny you say that because I make peanut butter ABV sandwiches and it tastes very dilly in that capacity

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

I feel the same way about protein bars. Why is it always double chocolate caramel swirl rainbow birthday cake? Is it really impossible to make a protein bar savory?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

savory protein bar is just jerky

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you eat meat, sure.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It would help with issue of children thinking they are candy and eating them.

"Billy, stay away from my whole grain muffin. It has pot in it."

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Triple bran pot muffin" it'll clean your hole and your head

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

Funny enough, pasta, potatoes, while cooling down, loses 10% of calories and builds a kind of carbohydrates that's good for digestion. Eat more reheated carbohydrates.

https://www.healthyfood.com/advice/how-reheating-pasta-and-other-carbs-can-make-them-healthier

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

I've prepared marijuana infused mashed purple sweet potatoes before. That was a new one.

You make the butter and put that on your potato

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The fry bites back, my man.

Dayum, dayum, daayum!

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like part of this is because of temperature issues. Searing meat or baking ham is probably done at temperatures that will destroy the chemicals you want. As an alternative, if you make cannabutter with properly water cured avb, you can spread it on freshly baked garlic bread which is maybe my favorite homemade edible

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How do you make cookies and brownies my good man?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The temperature necessary to cook brownies aren't close to the temperatures necessary to safely cook meat.

[–] Kamsaa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

My bf prefers savoury stuff too and figured that, as the important part was having fat to dissolve THC, a cheese-based sauce could work. He tried blue cheese and cream sauce...it worked (almost too) well: he had a lovely dinner and got high AF

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

THC ham will fill him. THC ham will thrill him! Why dont you feed him THC ham!

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Several dispensaries near me sell THC food. They cook it on location because stuff that isn't as shelf stable as gimmies, cookies, etc. is much more risky to distribute.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Classic edibles where I'm from is pancakes and hot chocolate. Not really savoury but still something other than cake and gummy bears. And less effort to make yourself than cakes and gummies.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bit of garlic butter and some cream cheese and you can have savoury edible pancakes.

I kind of want to do that now.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I make magic lemon curd

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