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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

My wife changes the roll, but she always puts the new one on backwards. EVERY TIME. I don't know how many times I've told her "it hangs in the front." She doesn't care. It's infuriating.

[-] DontMakeMoreBabies@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Exact same situation. At this point I just think she does it to mildly fuck with me (my sense of humor, too) so I just fix it and let it go.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I grew up in a house with cats that like to unroll the TP. Even though the current batch don't, it's just ingrained in me now to hang the TP opposite so they can't play.

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

She's based.

[-] staticblanket@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago
[-] Walican132@lemmy.today 9 points 11 months ago

So if I’m understanding this correctly you’re in the toilet probably post number 2 and are expecting someone to come in and change the roll for you?

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's calling out the people who don't change out the roll after using it up.

They're saying they'd be waiting forever to get a new roll because the person they're living with never does it.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 11 months ago

It happens so much in my house, I always check the TP roll before I drop trou.

[-] Nommer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

I used to hide a roll in the bathroom when I lived with my family. It was useful more times than it should've been.

[-] gatelike@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

reminds me of a scene you'd find in a fallout game

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I am guilty. I swear I'm trying, but I've never been able to remember. I'm not proud of it :(

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