The Onion

6498 readers

404 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

seahorse@midwest.social

pbrisgreat@midwest.social

164

Trump Imposes 50% Tariff on Foreign Tsunami (theshovel.com.au)

submitted 2 days ago by Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to c/theonion@midwest.social

3 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 3 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] thebookelf@literature.cafe 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He will build a wall at the beach and make the tsunami pay for it

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

He'll prob just nuke it

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

We need to seriously use Epstein in every trump article like we use Sanitorium. It replaces the words fucked up, shitty or stupid. Every thing he does has to remind us and his base that he's also a child rapist.

"Trump epsteined the country so bad because of the tarriffs, he's losing his base."