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[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This actually happened to me when I worked at McDonald's. Guy wanted a toy for boys. I listed all the stuff we had and asked to pick. None of the toys were really gendered at all. He kept insisting that I should just pick a toy for boys.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes sir. A toy for boys. Are we speaking of a genderfluid boy maybe or an honest god-fearing, completely heteronormative boy - no shame in that, sir, it's not your fault.

"Bless your little heart sir. I know it's not easy choosing the "boy toy" when one isn't pink. But I need to reach deep down into those man genes and deduce which one is the boy toy. If you choose poorly then you and your kids are super gay now. Dems da rules sir!."

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Well obviously the boy toys are the ones I use my penis to play with.

[–] Newsteinleo@midwest.social 124 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Some will see this and think this is a sign of progress, that we are transitioning into a society where your genitals don't determine what toys you get to play with. Others will look at this and think the world is slipping in anarchy and moral decay.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 10 points 1 day ago

Some of those "morals" need to decay.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I wish they just didn't give out crappy plastic toys at all.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There was moral outrage when faster, cheaper printing presses were invented because they were worried people wouldn't learn or memorize anything anymore if they could just write it down & it made literacy accessible to the common person.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There was a moral panic in the 19th century where people were outraged that young girls from good families kept reading novels. They said it would lead to social self-isolation and bookishness and distract from apropriate activities like knitting, socialising, looking pretty and smiling.

And young women were thought to be largely unable to discern fact from fiction and hold their gentlemen callers to the same standards as the men in their novels. And you know, women having standards... the 18th century couldn't have that.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Jokes on them, both men and women now isolate themselves thanks to C.AI (=

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago

I'm glad I wasn't sober when someone incidentally compared happy meal toys to the invention of movable type.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The third group of us secretly want both toys

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[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 199 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This triggers a memory!

Once when I was a kid, I went with a friend to McDonalds while they were doing some Disney promotion or another. We got the "girl or boy toy with your happy meal?" question. We were both girls so we automatically answered "girl toy." After eating we looked and saw that we both had Jasmine from Aladdin, and if we had said "one of each please" we would have had both Aladdin and Jasmine, which would have been a lot more fun to play with while we waited for our parents to wrap up whatever they were doing. So we decided that next time we would ask for one of each. Well the next time was toward the end of the promotion and all they had left were the girl toys, meaning we ended up with four Jasmine figurines.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can feel the lingering pain you still carry about having these 4 useless Jasmine and not a single Aladdin when reading this.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Would you like the Fashion Police Annihilator Pistol or the Commando Laser Hairbrush?

[–] ora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Does it have to be fashion police or can it annihilate anyone?

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

It can annihilate any kind of police

[–] prex@aussie.zone 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As the holder, you get to decide what is a fashion crime.
Tasteful suit? Annihilation. Sandals & socks? not a problem.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

Sandals & socks? not a problem.

Phew! I'm safe for now.

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[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 2 days ago (1 children)

neither of them are boys. One is a doll the other is a toy car.

Oh a boy**'s** toy? Well both if them belong to the company until you choose. I dont think the company is a boy or a girl, and i think most of our shareholders are adults

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

I know entire places where thirsty people would offer to be boy toys, but something tells me they'd change their minds instantly upon seeing them.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I'd be a great boy toy ;) One at a time please, ladies.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

So... give them a Ken? Lol

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