"girlfriend" Ha yeah right dude
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I know a flabby, sweaty, unhygienic dude with a diaper fetish who also RPs as a baby (???) on Discord who's been with his girl for about a decade. The world can surprise you, lol.
She's into the diaper play, one assumes there's just not a lot of options or the grosser the better
Yeah, certainly... or she has no sense of smell (or sight, or ears cause he's somewhat annoying). 😅
He means his mom.
What in the holy mother of skidmarks is happenin here
Fake: op has gf
Gay: he's fucking his chair?
He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.
Nah, just needs the right butt plug.
Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.
Ugh my crumb tray is full of poo
crumb tray
Grease trap
I just let all the cat hair collect there and it seems to do a pretty good job of holding on to the crumbs until I vacuum.
Wait are you suggesting I put a crumb tray under my chair or that my chair already has a crumb tray and I never noticed?
Aerons have a helpful gap to put a crumb tray between the top of the pneumatics and the bottom of the arse mezzanine
"Arse mezzanine" is a phrase I didn't know I needed in my life
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Just use perfume
Go to the bathrooooooommm!!!!
Not yet!