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In a similar vein, it is so unfair that I won't get to see the night sky when the milky way and Andromeda collide in 3.5 billion years
Birds: A 360° turn is a complete circle so they'd keep going in the direction they're going in.
I see this alot on lemmy. "That's the joke". Ok well the joke was dumb
They'd go back and forth.
No, they do a 360 into dinos and moonwalk away.
Unless they‘re like Spinors rotating in an abstract space.
All will be crabs. Riding on trains, of course.
Crabs holding each other's pincers into a crab train.
I watched a reliable documentary and humans turn into lizards, then leave their creepy babies on a planet alone
Ten Forward is losing containment, I see.
Listen, it was a celerity-induced accelerated somatic mutation rate, they're totally fine now. Warp 10 is super safe.
Very Vexing
So is zuckerburg just a more evolved human?
hes an android learning how to be human, and to control it one day through his glasses, he will try to be the machine god like in the matrix.
so you are in the android camp. i am in lizard camp
in order to control humanity, zuckerborg must be able to hook people up to machines.
or (hear me out) - get everyone to leave their mortal bodies and be replaced by lizard like limbs (which can grow back)?
Nobody has taken the fact we humans can basically control our own evolution through science and technology into account.
If we don't nuke ourselves, we might just become the Borg in 50 million years.
It's going to be catgirls and catboys. We all know it.
All life on earth: gamma ray burst.
Fungi (filled up with that sweet gamma): "Whaa? Where did everyone go? Guys??" :(
I thought mammals will turn into anteaters?
Gods: circle back to fungi
Everything turns into crabs
And how about insects? Arthropods? Creatures capable of engineering their environment?
Ants, it's all ants
Okay so what was fungus like 50 million years ago?
The first fungi were towering giant "trees" of which we've found remains. And before they arrived, wood didn't degrade.
All Tomorrows is about the future evolution of humans manipulated by aliens if you want that
Ahh yes, frogs, the perfect species
shan't
Dang, this is a bit too absolutely correct.