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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What about unwanted siblings or older parents?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Too modest to ask

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"Your kids don't love their pets anymore? Don't worry we can take care of that for you."

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[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)
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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What were the captives eating before?

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Avocado toast

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

And remember, those donations can be written off in your taxes!

[–] neuromorph@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Im a fisherman in San Diego an often catch insane amounts of tuna. I mean a 150lb tuna is more than enough for me and friends with plenty of meat to spare.

But the zoo won't take any donations.

Sucks umthat I just have to freeze it all.

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