this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2025
889 points (98.7% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

34152 readers
4969 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] frog@feddit.uk 132 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Smartest person in Florida.

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 68 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They self-actualized upon leaving the state. I'm telling you, that place is contaminated.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One big SCP containment zone. But it’s leaking too much and fucking up the whole country.

Fun fact: D-class personnel are sourced predominantly from Florida

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 3 weeks ago

Tbf, they (1) asked a question to learn something new and (2) where open about the result. That's highly respectable

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 104 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

reading this on voyager was a trip

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago

Dawg I was like how tf did a Lemmy post get 48k votes.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Is that iOS? It looks different here on Android and I can't tell how much of it is because I customized it. I don't quite remember how I customized it but I remember that I did.

My buttons are colored orange instead of blue, that's definitely something I would do. The share button looks different, as does the top bar with the back button.

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Holy shit you made me realize there's a Apple Android option on Voyager. I'm on an Android phone but I was using the Apple layout:

Here's Android comparison:

NGL, I think I like the Apple one more...

Also voyager voting buttons are Blue/Red no matter what theme you use unless you specifically pick the reddit Blue/Orange theme.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I literally can't tell the difference, but if you tell me, I will instantly become strongly opinionated which one is best

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Of the minor but noticable changes:

  • Bottom icons and text are bigger for some reason on Apple mode. Maybe more readable?
  • Share icon is the "network dots" on Android, but the weird "up-arrow page" icon on Apple. Honestly I've never liked that Apple icon, hated Safari cause that icon doesn't scream "share" to me.

Biggest issue for me? Why the hell does Android mode throw a grey bar at the top unlike the all pitch-black that Apple mode has. It looks clean and smooth on that mode and jarring and ugly on Android mode 😮‍💨

Edit: So I figured it out, if you have "pure black dark" mode enabled, it will apply that to the bars on Apple mode, but not Android mode. Top bar also doesn't follow the app color scheme, it's white no matter what, unlike the blue in Apple mode.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

where do you find that setting?

I'm also on Adroid, here's what it looks like for me:

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Go to settings > appearance > themes, scroll down and there should be a category saying "System", pick between Android and Apple.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] yamper@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

i miss apollo every day

[–] iveseenthat@reddthat.com 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Still a nonsense measurement. The metric system is vastly superior.

[–] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ridiculous. The metric system is all the same. How many millimommies in a decamommy? I dunno, but it's 10 or 100 or 1000 or something like that. Everything is a factor of ten, and the unit conversions are even a factor of 10! You can look that up in a table, and a 6-year-old can properly measure things. Booooring!

Now look at the Imperial/English/Standard/US/Florida system: how many hogshead in a cubic furlong? Nobody knows offhand, so you have to get creative. Is it a US standard colonial, also called a tobacco hogshead? Or is it the British hogshead? It may depend on the contents, like whether it's brandy or sugar or fish (the species matters!). You can convert to firkins if you wish, but that's optional. As for furlongs, it used to depend on the horse, but sadly they standardized it to 40 rods, because German feet were longer than English feet, probably due to the toes. Fortunately, some states in the US still disagree on definitions, so the length may depend on the state. Once you figure that out, you can easily calculate that using a English wine hogshead and an international furlong leads to about 34,136,818.7 hogshead in a cubic furlong. Explain to me how that's not better than your silly metric system!

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

As always, we catalog the creativity at !anythingbutmetric@discuss.tchncs.de.

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My toilet blew up after I returned from Europe and forgot to convert from kilos to ass-loads

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna need that in fractions or multiples of a Rhode Island.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

As always, just a great unit of measure.

  • Is called "fluid weight", but is actually a unit of volume. All liquids have the same density right?
  • An "imperial fl.oz." is ~28.41mL
  • A "US customary fl.oz." is ~29.57mL
  • A "US food labeling fl.oz." is 30mL

Also found out that you have "liquid pints" and "dry pints" as well, for some reason.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

This is the true reason metric is better. A lot of people think it's inherently better for various reasons: it's decimal and it's based on the constants of nature. While nice, that doesn't make it a better system.

The reason it's a better system is that there has only ever been one metre, there has only ever been one litre, there has only ever been one kilogram. If you use any metric unit there is no ambiguity, there has never been ambiguity and there never will be ambiguity. There's just one system.

For the imperial system and all of its branches and predecessors, that's just not the case. The foot has had different measures, the mile has had different measures, the fl oz still has different measures as you noted. You can speak to someone and say some measure, they hear your exact words and interpret it as some different measures.

That's the real problem with imperial, and that's why metric was invented.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

only ever been one kilogram

Nobody tell them

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm well aware that the units were redefined at various points, but the new definition was always nearly identical to the previous one. Everyday usage was never affected.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Iirc, metric was invented because french merchants and tax collectors couldnt agree on what their units of measure actually were. There were riots.

load more comments (8 replies)

Teaspoons and tablespoons do the same thing. A US customary teaspoon (found very often in cooking recipes, a set of measuring spoons is extremely basic kit in an American kitchen) is something like 4.98mL, a tablespoon is 3 teaspoons. So you'll find a lot of products especially medicines and such diluted for dosing at 5 and 15mL, to be extremely close to a tea- or tablespoon. Because if you need to give your child a dose of dimetapp at 3 in the morning and don't have the little measuring cup that those come with, you've got your kitchen measuring spoons.

A fluid ounce is two tablespoons.

[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Every time I see "NSFW" my brain goes "New South Fucking Wales". Help.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

That could be an ad campaign for NSW, genius

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe there are stupid questions. :P

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh! They got this all screwed up.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 weeks ago

Standard unit of methurement down south.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Florida Oblast should be proud of their high school graduates and education system.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Are you saying they aren't?

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll explain it to you, just give me a New York minute.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Americans will go so far that one day they will come back to the metric system

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean I'm pretty sure the American system is defined using SI units so it's mostly because of American exceptionalism and a fetish for unit conversion.

[–] kayohtie@pawb.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ain't called the "imperial" system for nothing.

Brits gave it to us and then we changed the spellings and decided it made us special I guess.

So, partial credit where partial credit is due. It's just way the fuck older.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Only 3 countries use the shit Imperial/SAE measuremnts. USA, Liberia and Myanmar. WTF!?!?

[–] hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, I'm old enough to remember this post the first time it happened on Reddit. I laughed about this poor fool all day. Good times.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago

You can't convert them. Fluid ounces are volume. Regular ounces are weight (which isn't quite the same as mass, though they're used interchangeably on earth).

1 fl oz = 1 oz when the substance is water (at slightly above freezing). Any other substance would involve a specific mass factor.

[–] MBM 11 points 3 weeks ago

...my first thought was cocaine, but I guess that's Florida kilos

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Also everytime I see "lbs" I will always read it as "L B S" separately by default. I forget how did libera become pound.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's how you measure your Kentucky Jelly.

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] carl_the_grackle@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like Apollo for Reddit (screenshot is likely a few years old)

[–] vodka@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It is 1:1 with Voyager (just with reddit)

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's not Florida Australia?

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Acthually, all Florida ounces have an extra two grams in them as ordered by Desantis. It is called the "dealer's ounce" and they throw a little extra in to show you they care.

load more comments
view more: next ›