The team just got bigger. Nice.
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2025
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the worst part of using a surrogate is dealing with those jokes
Do tell more
The sister is the surrogate.
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wife is infertile, so they got the sister as a surrogate.
if I was that couple I'd tell everyone that joke
Didn't know Facebook boomer memes counted as shitposts
Would be better if it said "our sister" instead.
And what the problem is, exactly?
your grammar
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He probably means your grammar feels lonely. You should spend more time with her while you still can.
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Grammar is Gen Z brainrod for "grandmother"
Oh. Ok. That explains the last joke but not the first, though...
You mean the one in the meme?
I mean about my grammar.
I'm guessing its about your grammar. You wrote "what the problem is?" Instead of 'what is the problem?'
I see both variants in active use. So while my variant may not be formally correct (no idea, I'm from a country where nobody knows English at all), it surely isn't "Oh my fucking god, it is unreadable!"
Yeah but you know how it is on the internet, if you ask a question people will give you the snarkiest answer they can think of
would
Though I'm not actually married anymore. Also she's the type that dates professional athletes so probably not a chance.
Take up darts.
🤔 that actually sounds fun. I didn't know people player it out of
ovulating