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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 73 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think most people who work these jobs don't actually give any shits.

[–] Twipped@l.twipped.social 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I worked box office, if two kids in a trenchcoat tried to get a ticket to an R rated film, I would have comped them the ticket just for the lols.

[–] Iunnrais@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Seriously. The effort of actually trying to pull it off would make me play along with it. But if they weren’t actually sitting on another kid’s shoulders and doing their best to pull it off, I’d probably bust ‘em.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 74 points 4 days ago (4 children)

With that lawsuit money, maybe he'll be able to afford a trench coat that fits.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

And a fleshlight that can reach his dick.

[–] Gigasser@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

The guy should spend the money to get some alterations done at a tailor.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago

And more booty shorts to show off them stems

[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago

Why get a trench coat that fits with the possibility of lawsuit money?

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

He got that hunter x hunter fit

[–] lime@feddit.nu 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Vincent adultman

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I wonder how he puts his pants on with such tiny arms

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder how he beats his meat.

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably doesn’t need to with all the hotties after him

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

True, I should've thought of that.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago

My brother gets his wife's help to put on his skinny jeans. I told him to get pants that fit for the sake of his wife.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 3 days ago
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Grabber arm or he's really flexible. Or the fact he's not wearing pants and wears a trenchcoat shows he doesn't wear pants. Unless you are from the European area and mean his underpants then yeah I bet he can do that with grabbers.

I was expecting a plot twist - it's still two kids, but in a skin suit ;) Doesn't work with that anatomy though...