Modern nannies can't even assassinate 2 kids simultaneously. Pathetic. Kids! Not some Rembo-Terminators.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2025
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Is this some kind of secret Jan variant?
That feels very dystopian
came here to say just this, just seeing a feed of your childs interactions at another space is fucking weird. Why goto this logging level? Isnt it just good enough of, yeah they napped well today, and they hit there head, it scared them but we got them calmed and an ice pack just in case.
I feel like this is what helicopter parenting but they have to work so this is what they want and they need to calm down, they dont even monitor the indoor air at this level and that has been shown to be a big contributor of poor mental performance then just being at day care with sun and playing with others.
We log this information for a whole host of reasons. Many parents sadly don't get the chance to speak to an educator in depth to discuss their kids day, tracking medical needs, etc. A lot of parents don't even look at this, but it's useful to have if it's ever needed.
My only complaint, and this extends to all the genuinely important paper work we have to do is that we never get enough time to be off floor to do it.
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Agreed on the diaper change one, but the first half is literally what you said with a timestamp. The nap one is important because if they did or didn't nap, you can adjust what you do after
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Let's not put the blame only on the parents. Anyone who has spent more than 30 seconds working for a corp would understand that taking credit for work does not mean the work got done.
Assuming the diapers aren't tracked by barcode and there isn't an independent inspector validating each operation, I would be MORE wary about my kid being well taken care of at a place that measures and tracks work this way. Especially since the types of management that would think this was a good idea are also the type to not understand how work actually gets done and drives to making the metrics look good at the expense of actually caring for human children.
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Additional notes: I was assassinating another child
Is this daycare or militia camp?
I don't think the military or even prison tracks individuals with this level of verbose. I feel like I'm reading debugging logs.
That’s not a very good job of redacting the names. The boxes aren’t fully opaque, I can read the names through them.
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100% totally censored
I can't be completely surprised that Miss Emely has trouble with spelling.
I don't really know how I feel to see charting at day cares. I guess it does solve a liability need just as much as charting in nursing homes and hospitals do. But we're not usually even this detailed.
Edit: detailed on this like exact diaper changes. We're actually much much much more detailed on falls. Like holy shit the paperwork for a fall.
