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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 16 hours ago

Hey Microsoft, remember when you made the start menu bigger in win 8 and everyone hated it? Good luck changing everything about the UI. I'm sure it'll be super popular this time.

[–] richardmtanguay@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

Good thing my next computer will be a Linux system. :-)

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I've always wanted my OS to be ambient. Whenever I boot SuSE, I'm thinking, "what this needs is to be more ambient". I'm glad that someone is finally doing something about it.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Can't wait for Windows min requirements to be an RTX 5090

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's an insane number of buzzwords in a very short statement.

Also, I don't want any of what they're describing. I want my OS to be what allows the programs I use to run, nothing more, nothing less. I don't want it to try and guess what I'm doing, or look at my screen.

[–] feinstruktur@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago

Unfortunately I can just upvote this once.

[–] Lazer365@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago

I hope one day my kids will come to me and ask me: “Windows? What is that?”

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

ambient: we will do things without asking

pervasive: we want to be everywhere in your life

multi-modal: and by everywhere we mean FUCKING EVERYWHERE

[–] CarrmynCarnage@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It all means: You'll eat AI slop and you'll be fucking pleased about it.

[–] kadup@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The thought of relying on Microsoft services for something sends shivers down my spine.

Then I remember there are adults in this world using Outlook to keep their agendas, paying for MSN news, people BOUGHT MEDIA AND SOFTWARE from the built in stores Microsoft created and abandoned. I can't imagine it.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

The thought of relying on Microsoft services for something sends shivers down my spine.

government (including most chillingly, international governments) and hospitals pretty much all use microsoft tools - outlook, sharepoint, etc - to run huge parts of their organisations

that’s the truly scary part

Perfect translation

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wtf kinda language are they speaking? None of those words should be used to describe an operating system.

[–] hunnybubny@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are vibe coding on a higher level bro.

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[–] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Never been happier to be 100% on Linux.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

I can eject USB drives in Linux! You click the button to unmount it, and it unmounts. This is some crazy technology right here, maybe one day Microsoft will catch up

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Switch about 6 months ago, so happy to read these articles and shrug at them now. I gotta say it's weird there's only like 2.5% of us

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Most people just use whatever OS their computer comes with. We need to have more companies producing cheap computers with Linux pre-installed.

[–] GooseFinger@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Microsoft could literally make "gargle the balls of Bill Gates" a login requirement and the masses would still use Windows.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Well, all tech is heading to fellatio-based authentication. Microsoft is just trying to beat Apple and Google to the market.

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[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Compute will become pervasive, as in Windows experiences are going to use a combination of capabilities that are local and that are in the cloud.

...what does Davuluri think "pervasive" means?

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

What does he think "compute" means?

[–] zqps@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Apparently "invasive but like, when it's a good thing".

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You get to mine crypto for microsoft?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So they're shutting down Windows 10 after telling everyone Windows 10 would be the last windows operating system, and at the same time as them doing that they're telling everybody that Windows 11 won't last very long either, and they're going to replace it with an AI nightmare.

Great marketing strategy.

[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

I actually like this strategy, they're taking hope away from people who think Windows alternates between good versions and bad versions by announcing they're going to follow up a bad version with another bad version.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

For some reason, corporate just can't stop itself from slaughtering its own golden cow.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"hey guys, you have complained about our latest software, and we heard you. Our next release will literally rip out your genitals and you definitely can't hide from it. 👍"

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[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

God I love Linux ...

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 24 points 1 day ago

Dear Microsoft.

Your operating system only exists because I have a need to click and type into business things in a quiet office.

Please stop fucking this up.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[–] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

no one wants to sit in their office talking to their computer verbally, its fucking awkward. Its cool on star trek as a means of exposition and plot, but not in real life.

Start fixing the actual architecture issue of Windows. An immutable base system and modular containerised app workflow might be a start, but we already have that in every other operating system

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

pervasive

What? Why would anyone want this?

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

That was my first thought, like what the fuck, I don't want my OS creeping on all my shit.

It won't matter, they will serve slop and most people will happily eat it.

A lack of even basic technology literacy hurts everyone so much. Most people have zero clue how their stuff works and zero interest to learn. Its easy to manipulate an ignorant population as we see again and again.

My favorite simple example is "do you shit with the door open? No? OK then privacy does have value--for all involved."

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So: an even more disempowering user experience.

Sounds like shit to me.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (5 children)

More gluant, juxtaposing and hereditary.

I too can just string adjectives together.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

More ephemeral, voluptuous and hydrogenous!

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[–] dparticiple@sh.itjust.works 222 points 2 days ago (7 children)

None of these are things I want in an OS.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 124 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Yup, I want "unobtrusive, lightweight, compatible, and secure." Basically, the best case for an OS is that I don't notice it.

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[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

That is a lot of words to say it will be shittier and have more ads...

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago

Microsoft: the biggest promoter for using Linux. "Our goal is to make Windows and it's apps so extremily repulsive even your grandma wants Linux instead. Because we care."

[–] commander@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This guy's got to know pervasive would come off bad. Ambient bad too

[–] veeesix@lemmy.ca 113 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Microsoft really doing everything in their power to make sure I never buy another Windows PC.

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[–] TheGreenWizard@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would recomend Linux mint, but the main thing, get used to the openscource alternatives for your programs you use now while you are still using windows. By the time you swap to linux, you'll just have to get used to things like using "sudo apt install ****", appimages and snaps. Just some things that are different about linux. Also I wouldn't worry too much about trying to use a "gaming" distro. With some elbow grease pretty much any distro can look look and feel the same. All that matters is witch distro starts closest to what you want.

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