Coldplay couldn't have known that someone would lose their job in this manner when that song went big
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But in the absence of 0 stars did he not just create yellow
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Yes, I know I upvoted. But this is a negative review. I do not like the color yellow and always do the action to prevent yellow. Downvoting would create a yellow thumbs down icon and I will not do that. This is a NEGATIVE review
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"to prevent yellow" needs to be added to my daily lexicon.
Finally someone takes action! Yellow must be stopped.
Ok so there's like 0 chance the person who wrote that knows this, but with a browser plugin like adblock or scriptmonkey, or probably even a custom css sheet thing, you could change the color.
Or they were being a troll and don't care.
And if one quantifies her exposure to yellow, I think having one star and looking at it while writing that explanation is more exposure than the two seconds it would take just to click five.
I'm betting the comment was made from Microsoft Edge running windows 11
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