I love my friends and make sure they know that, personally.

I'll be real straight with you, Chief, I already shit my pants for the thrill of it before making these comments.

Okay wow, I can't believe you actually used the Y word, and I will shit my pants if mods do not immediately ban you for a thousand years.

Man, I am so sorry this is your situation. I won't pretend to really know what advice to give you, other than you should contact adult protective services and see if they can do anything since you are a vulnerable person (aka disabled).

Again, I don't know shit from fuck, but that's where I would start. Idk if the cops would take the threat seriously or not, but you might be able to file a restraining order.

Ironic that he's an actual fucking billionaire at this point.

Mainly so I don't have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It's just casual American slang.

Idk, I was assured that pigs had a chinny-chin-chin.

Funny enough, the term was coined in the 80's

Well that seems like a completely justifiable use of force in this situation. /s

I'll fight anyone who says 1998 is retro. I'm getting old, but give me a few more years damn.

Yeah I'm with you here, but like we have a lot less fewer plagues.