I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?
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Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?
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A middle class couple with a food fetish?
As a turtle fan it's always cool when you can look at a diagram and suddenly spot a turtle on it! 🐢
It's like looking at the H-R diagram and going "ooo, Discworld would be right about there, possibly"
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I don't wanna meet anything that is slimy and has four legs. That is pretty much how games like half-life start.
I was actually opening the comments to ask if headcrabs are slimy enough to fill this niche.
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ME
Most humans don't have more than 3 legs.
On average, we have slightly less than two, even.
Someone who went home without cleaning themself off after getting slimed by Nickelodeon
e: guess it would have to be 2 people for there to be 4 legs
Florida man
What has 0.5 house?
Porcupine, hedgehog, echidna? Armadillo is probably 0.75?
1 House, 2 legs and Yes Slime would be a Doctor.
Edit: For those who don't get it, it's a doctor House reference.
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A crab that lost a few legs while falling into a vat of lube
Pregnant frogs?