Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...
Is it the average landlord?
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I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?
Great… now I have to go fill them all in….
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Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?
I'm saying that .5 is something like a bagworm. Not born with it, but is ingrained into its DNA.
A one-walled lean-to?
Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot
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Saint bernard?
Nautilus missing some tentacles.
I wonder if it is just stone
Are soft shelled turtles slimey?
Cattersnail?
No, Snailapillar!
Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there's another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?
Clam? Maybe if we are generous with the "no slime" definition.
Clams have a "foot" that they use to move around with sometimes.
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I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!
they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body
I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):
Where is c/turtle when I need it?
Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.
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A couple who make real-estate influencer videos?
That graph is also missing a data point at [Slime, Legs, House] = [No, 0, 1].
Yeah, but it can be filled in with "house".
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Nautiloids? They have a shell, are slimy, and have tentacles ("feet")
Surinam Frog. 4 legs, slimy, and it incubates its eggs in the skin of the female's back for 4-6 months.
If we consider parasites as inhabitants, there are a lot of slimy house quadrupeds.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautilus with a lot of legs/limbs removed.
I guessing there might have been a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautiloid, now extinct that had "only" 4 legs.
It's Longhorn Cowfish.
The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.
Why does that look like Donald trump
It's the dead soulless eyes
But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!
a nautilus, as long as you accept tentacles as legs
Although, they have more than 4, so I guess they wouldint be featured at that particular point
A well lubeicated turtle
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