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[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

House with legs, ok, but slimy where?

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[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

They're actually pentapedal, educate yourself

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

A gnome is also missing there

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Salamanders, people keep them as pets

[–] WalterLego@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

[–] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ahh, I thought it meant they like houses like snails like house gardens and turtles are pets in houses but that does make more sense ty I guess

[–] chairsushi@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

A shelled salamander

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I wonder if it is just stone

[–] rowinxavier@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Neckbeard computer chair

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Tubifex worm

[–] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Hermit crab?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Are soft shelled turtles slimey?

[–] Pilon23@feddit.dk 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Cattersnail?

No, Snailapillar!

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 week ago

Snail with four legd

[–] aegis_sum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Marsupials?

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

How about turtoise? Their skin is a bit slimy when it‘s wet.

[–] Beeper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] AMoistGrandpa@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Only two arms, one “foot”, I guess?

Three is pretty close!

[–] nosuchanon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

most ocean things are slimy. Shrimps might count too.

[–] MoMo4541@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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