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More Vance shenanigans in the UK (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Ch3rry314@piefed.social to c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world

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Welcome to the UK, JD Vance!

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[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

How many vacations does he have? Whenever I read news about him he seems to be always on vacations.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

That's because he's just a show pony.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Well, how many paid vacation days does a US VP get? Maybe he's using sick days.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 34 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

JD Vance eats scrambled eggs with his fingers.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 weeks ago

JD Vance licks Doritos and puts them back in the bag.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 33 points 4 weeks ago

JD Vance drinks with a spoon.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

JD Vance gets his socks wet on purpose.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Is JD Vance like anti-Chuck Norris?

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard he sucks ketchup directly from the bottle

[–] caurvo@aussie.zone 9 points 4 weeks ago

But just the watery first squirt.

[–] Kolonel_Kahlua@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

JD Vance wears jeans when he skis.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 points 4 weeks ago

Whoah, slow down, that actually takes some balls to pull off.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

JD Vance filters 1% milk because it's "too strong"

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

does jd Vance wear protection when he fucks a couch?

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

No, silly. He has an ottoman business on the side.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

JD Vance seasons his chicken with tap water.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

When JD Vance brushes his teeth, he spits back into his cup and drinks it again.

[–] bignate31@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

JD Vance wears his shoes on the wrong feet sometimes

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 4 weeks ago

This is definitely humour rather than humor.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

If the UK has free speech, try telling a cop you support Palestine Action.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

From what I remember the whole denial because of the meme was unconfirmed to say the least.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

Then they can just mock him for the fascism and stuff 👍

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

they've said they're searching phones for anti-trump shit, so it doesn't matter if it's true or not, it's what they want to be true.