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Me: Mom, can we have Java? Mom: No, we already have Java at home. Java at home: Drawing of a Sunday in a style and with colors very reminiscent of Java's logo, with a McDonalds logo besides.

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago

“Can I get a sundae?”

“Sorry, the VM is broken.”

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ah yes the Sundae Programming Language™️

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

What the hell, man. I saw this out of the corner of my eye and thought it's the Java logo. Then I actually look at it and think to myself that it doesn't look like the Java logo at all. Then I read the text and it also jokes about it looking like the Java logo.

I guess, it's the colors and swirly lines and being vaguely cup-shaped?

The Java logo, consisting out of a blue cup with orange steam at the top.

I'd say it has more similarity to this version, with the colors and all:

But I imagine most people are used to seeing it much smaller, which makes the overall shape and colors more impactful on triggering the "this looks the same" vibe.

[–] dosuser123456@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

time to play minecraft on an icecream

[–] YourAvgMortal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This is exactly how I think Amazon Cornetto looks like

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 5 points 2 days ago

Surprised Oracle's lawyers weren't all over this

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Ah yes, the upcoming McAndroid Sundae is gonna be using this language, actually!

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You mean C#, the Microsoft Java.

(Don't kill me, I am actually fan)