As far as we know, there are only taco bells on the planet earth. As far as we know, taco bell is only a taco chain not a secret society masquerading as fast food taco restaurant. As far as we know, taco bell did not organize the JFK assassination. As far as we know, taco bell was not used to feed POWs during WW2. As far as we know, taco bell is not the public face of the order of the taco, a global shadow government that has ruled the realm of man since the dawn of time, deciding who wins wars, who develops technology, and who wins elections.

Also population 100% robots

Just tried using Google Earth to check for any Taco Bell locations to confirm this. How convenient that it wouldn't let me look anywhere close to Mars. They're keeping something from us!

What do you think will be the first fast food franchise on Mars?

My guess is Subway. Don't need to cook anything and all of the ingredients already have enough preservatives to make the journey.

The Mars franchises are called Bell de la Taco, they have different branding laws on Mars. Lots of red tape.

Are you suggesting that Martians hate fake Mexican food???

I think that may be racist, but I'm not sure towards whom...

Yet.

There are also no toilets yet on Mars either, so it's probably just as well.

there are not that much more tacobells outside of US

At some point there will be a race for what fast food chain is the first to go interplanetary

As far as we know, this is a shit post.

As far as YOU know, mister.

There's at least 1 Planet Hollywood, though. Arnold set it up while filming Total Recall on location.

Russell's Taco Bell

Nooooo

~~As far as we know~~, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.

FTFY.

Fair enough, but Taco Bell will give you squirts that resemble Jupiter.