if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2025
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But then people would see my dick and balls. Also, I don't like wearing white.
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I'm not going to disagree.
But are there women that enjoy wearing it? Just because others enjoy looking at it isn't a great reason to.
Although if you're on the fence between something like this and literally anything else, I will vote this.
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This way everyone can inspect your schlong without any extra steps :)
The dolls can definitely teach the men how to tuck if they want to rock this masterpiece. 🙂↕️
Yeah lemme just tuck it in my ass while I am at it.
Alternatively, you can tuck it in my ass /s
Kuh, bist du schon wieder hörnig auf haupt?
Niemandq hat die Absicht hörnig zu sein
Ist es denn wirklich so, dass wir jedes Mal auf Haupt hornig sein müssen? Ich denke Zuhausys, mit dieser Mönötönie des "Goon, goon, goon" und wie das alles heißt, ja; sollte man doch schluss machen.
Entschuldige. Bin kein Tiereficker.
It'd feel weird with my balls dangling in the wind. But OK.
Yeah... I'd need to drop the hemline 1cm every six months to protect my modesty
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Real talk: a micro mini skirt + thong/g-string combo provides great airflow for the vagina🙃
Same goes for dick and balls. For me, thong + kilt is ideal.
Depends on who is wearing it. No one, and I mean literally no one, wants to see this on Trump.
This post belongs in true facts.
I love that you can always see the bottom of the ass
I think this is more of a loincloth at this point.
Loincloth is longer in the middle and open on the sides
That's cold as hell.
It’s okay, you can wear stockings. :P
Can you even sit in those? Or is you butt always touching the chair?
Depends. I mostly wear it with a thong - so yes, butt directly on the chair. Pair it with safety shorts - problem solved.
Then I agree. With safety shorts its fine. Without them, I wouldn't want to sit in a bus. Nor I'd want to sit on your bus seat on a summer day after you did
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It is sexy AF!!
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I'm okay with that.
Does it come with the duct tape or I should buy it separately?
Just in time for autumn!
Who found the sheep plushie?