I've never flown but want to but all this crap news about airlines and people not understanding basic saftey issues is nerve racking.
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If it was 200 clones of me, we would have gotten off the plane before it even finishes taxiing to the gate. We woulda kicked the emergency doors off and inflated those big slides to ride down the moment the tires touch the ground.
"You can't catch us all!"
I flew back from Mexico to Seattle on Friday of last week. Somehow managed to stand up with my bag and walk directly to the front of the plane before any other joker even finished shuffling their asses in their seats. I was able to get to baggage before the conveyor started...
and for all my good luck, I was dealt a cock-slap to the cock: they forgot my luggage in the crew luggage bin on the plane since it was on the heavy side. I waited over an hour for my luggage. They ended up just sending it to my home the next day.
FML.
Literally me 6 hours ago 🙃
That's why I fly business only. If I can't afford for business class I don't fly, simple as that.
Friendly reminder that if we all fly more than 6 times in our lives, our planet is fucked and cannot be recovered