As if it wouldn't be explained away as either 1) a hoax or 2) a conspiracy brought on by one's political rivals

Are you implying that this doomerism is of no use to anyone?

"The anonymized face blends seamlessly into its original photograph..."

Um... yep

The 3.2B part seems needlessly hyperbolic

Dr. Phil, then

Not quite 50/50

https://theconversation.com/police-solve-just-2-of-all-major-crimes-143878

"My parents were taken away by the state to work in the mines and that's how I got put to work in these here mines."

The nanny state was the one we were warned about. This is much worse.

Terrorists or fascists seems more appropriate.

But what happens when they need to process all that ass?

I've really got to hand it to that guy. If I were in his shoes, your water is now pickup only, not delivery.

I have had it with these motherfcking mealworm larvae that are capable of consuming polystyrene on this motherfcking plane!