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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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is that the golden corral with a gift shop attached?

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Something something Buttfuckers

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Fudruckers? Nah different place.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Obligatory "OrDeR cRaCkEr BaRgLe!!1!" meme reference.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 0 points 4 days ago

Something something Buttfuckers

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