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Cracker Barrel’s New Logo Has Right-Wingers Posting About Sydney Sweeney, Finding Jesus (www.rollingstone.com)
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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

You need Jesus

  • people when they see this image, apparently
[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

When your deepest thoughts occur in the parking lot of a cracker barrel you're either hitting a vibe or a low. If it's the latter then Jesus might be the better option. ... Unless you're going to run for elected office.