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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can hold this position for a minute, tops. Any longer and those gates are getting rammed through

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Grond! Grond! Grond!

[–] clockworkrat@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, holy shit guys... Really?

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Two in the pink and one in the stink (with permission).

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Anybody else have the opposite problem when on antidepressants?

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 12 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Oh fuck, is it my antidepressants? I only started having sex after treating my depression. I can orgasm by myself but with my girlfriend its real difficult. The sex feels great though.

Do you experience the same?

[–] NightmareQueenJune@beehaw.org 9 points 3 weeks ago

Some antidepressants really fuck with your libido. So this indeed could be your problem, although you being able to orgasm by yourself doesn't match what I've heard.
Without trying to sound rude, I've been there myself: This could also be caused by excessive porn consumption and having your brain being wired in a way in which masturbation works well and sex being difficult for orgasming, despite feeling good.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

It was, yes (no longer on). Everything else was fine but I just couldn't "get there".

[–] SubjectOven@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That can be a side effect, yea.

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

For me Prozac basically made it impossible to get hard, it was brutal and lead to some awkward moments. Other antidepressants are better but lots have the same possibilities.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh shit lmao. Haven't been on antidepressants for a few years but same as the other guy started having sex afterwards and just had the most difficult time actually getting off. The girl I was with was super self conscious about it, I felt pretty bad. Ironic.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

When she wants me to suck her feet:

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pro tip. Keep it brief initially and in the future refer to the increases by percentages!

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

2 sec to 20 sec is a 1000% increase......yet somehow, she's still not happy.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She is wrong, you have got 1000% better at sex.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you. I've been working hard at this. I'm glad someone appreciates it.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not 100% sure, but you'd have to last 22 minutes if you speed run. 35 or so if you're there for the pre-fun, in the Helms Deep battle scene.