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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

I wanna be a ghost and just float around and chill, and for entertainment I'll randomly stalk someone and when they mess up something, me and my ghost-buddies are gonna LMFAO so hard, my soul will echo into the mortal realm and they will feel the embarassment.

Like wtf is this meatbag that have to deal with fatigue, and there are passports and border control and financial restraints. Fuck this. I'm ready to just turn myself into a ghost.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

There wouldn't be so much depressing news if people would just quit doing stuff. Everyone stay home and mind your own business.

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Is no one else going to point out that the words ‘don’t’ and ‘just’ are grammatically inverted?

It should read as “I just don’t feel like participating” instead of “I don’t just feel like participating”

Am I losing my mind here?

[–] dhhyfddehhfyy4673@fedia.io 14 points 14 hours ago

Brain autocorrected for most people probably.

[–] Neps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 12 hours ago

This is literally my suicidalness lmao. I fucking hate it here.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 24 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

How do we change timelines again?

Throw a weasel into the CERN’s particle stream, was that it?

Tap for reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP8-CLnJqCY&t=300

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 8 points 17 hours ago

You have to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I wonder if rhis guy is still on twitter and how he's doing these days

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

The problem is the only way to not participate is to die. Which I guess is what I'm doing, very slowly.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I just live in national forest and blm land. My only participation is purchasing supplies every 2 weeks.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How do you afford the supplies

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

Currently savings. I'm eligible for unemployment but haven't applied. I can live off $100/mo. But a little more luxury is like $500/mo max. And that's for gas to travel further and buying food instead of going to food banks. But food bank food is way better and healthier than what I would buy.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Why be hopelessly suicidal when you can be optimistically homicidal!

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Exactly. I hear billionaires secretly LOVE being pushed out of windows.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

#LaborGoingTheirOwnWay

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Ah, so the +36% of the American population that doesn't vote in national elections.