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When anhedonia and passive suicidality intersect, you create a large swath of human existence!
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Is no one else going to point out that the words ‘don’t’ and ‘just’ are grammatically inverted?
It should read as “I just don’t feel like participating” instead of “I don’t just feel like participating”
Am I losing my mind here?
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It was, however, a pain in the ass to type on mobile!
Brain autocorrected for most people probably.
I wanna be a ghost and just float around and chill, and for entertainment I'll randomly stalk someone and when they mess up something, me and my ghost-buddies are gonna LMFAO so hard, my soul will echo into the mortal realm and they will feel the embarassment.
Like wtf is this meatbag that have to deal with fatigue, and there are passports and border control and financial restraints. Fuck this. I'm ready to just turn myself into a ghost.
How do we change timelines again?
Throw a weasel into the CERN’s particle stream, was that it?
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You have to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
How do you reverse the polarity of a weasel?
Turn it anticlockwise
2021
Oh no, honey…
I wonder if rhis guy is still on twitter and how he's doing these days
The problem is the only way to not participate is to die. Which I guess is what I'm doing, very slowly.
I just live in national forest and blm land. My only participation is purchasing supplies every 2 weeks.
How do you afford the supplies
Currently savings. I'm eligible for unemployment but haven't applied. I can live off $100/mo. But a little more luxury is like $500/mo max. And that's for gas to travel further and buying food instead of going to food banks. But food bank food is way better and healthier than what I would buy.
There wouldn't be so much depressing news if people would just quit doing stuff. Everyone stay home and mind your own business.
This is literally my suicidalness lmao. I fucking hate it here.
Why be hopelessly suicidal when you can be optimistically homicidal!
Exactly. I hear billionaires secretly LOVE being pushed out of windows.
The billionaire love of getting defenestrated is no secret! Just look at Russia: their billionaires get pushed out of windows all the time. They absolutely love that shit, can't get enough of it.
And I've heard getting pushed out of a window is way better at stopping aging than mainlining young boy blood. Maybe Thiel should try it?
#LaborGoingTheirOwnWay
Ah, so the +36% of the American population that doesn't vote in national elections.