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Department of Defense to be renamed 'Department of War' within week, Trump says (komonews.com)

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[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cool cool, let’s revert to the previous century as much as possible. Looks like he’ll be dead in a matter of weeks anyway

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[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I guess we couldn't have a female president because we'd have war only every 28 days

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