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[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

hm. what an awful day to be literate

[–] Phineaz@feddit.org 137 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My literacy seems to have cast a cloud on this otherwise sunny day

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago

If it makes you feel any better, it’s mildly cloudy for me today

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 105 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Fake: there are no girls on 4 chan

Gay: anon wants to get railed by his brother

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds of something my dear old grandpa said to me growing up: “If a hot girl DMs you about crypto, block him!”

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder how my grandpa would have reacted to crypto, NFTs and AI and all that.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

“What’s that? What’s nifty? Speak up, you know I haven’t been able to hear since that grenade blew out my eardrums. Fucking Germans. I swear to god, if I ever catch you with a fucking German, I’ll skin you and them from tit to toe and sew you both up into a flesh mosaic. Fucking Germans stole my ears and you people keep eying them. Your mother nearly ended up with one of them. Made the nazi shitstain disappear and no one found him yet. Fucking Germans.”

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Gay: she wants to get railed by their gfs

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 1 week ago

Or is the older brother in question

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago

Has she learned nothing from pornhub? Like, fucking just get stuck already

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

why is 4 chain obsessed with different types of incest? why not cocaine or something instead

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

is that a cartoon incest rape tape

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

Bad parenting

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 3 points 1 week ago

Threat actors and/mentally ill people

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What in the name of holy science is this shit...

I swear, 4chan's like Hell's basement, even Satan gets the willies when having to go down there...

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What you expected, here some satan shit from another spectrum :

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If anime can be child porn, so is this. Gross.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago

This very explicitly is.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Beyond gross, this is just... I don't even think we have a word for how entirely fucked up this is, to be very honest.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 8 points 1 week ago

I mean this is an actual child doll at least anime are just drawings

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fact that an entire industry of child sex dolls is able to operate with impunity in Japan is an indictment of Japanese society.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you accepted a 4chan child sex doll story as factual enough to leave judgement on a foreign nation?

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

This is not the first time I've come across evidence that such an industry exists in Japan, I already knew this was a thing. It's not my intention to judge Japan unfairly, there's plenty to judge other nations for and plenty of ways that Japanese culture is better as well, but this is a specific area in which Japanese culture is uniquely messed up. Pedophilia is normalized there to a greater extent than anywhere else I'm aware of.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago

At this point, 4chan is just AGI's alt account trying to convince world governments to eliminate privacy and break encryption.

[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 12 points 1 week ago

~~Pet the damn cat!~~

Pomf the damn imouto!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Float the idea of an orgy.