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[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 0 points 3 hours ago

I am pretty sure these are called neo-Marksists as per the greatest philosopher of our times, Jordan Peterson.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

The distinguishing feature of Communism is not the abolition of property generally, but the abolition of all the cool stuff American men enjoy, like beer, hot chicks, football, comedy that's actually funny, guns, and Harleys.

-- The Communist Manifesto, Chapter 2

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Fine fuck I'll go read Karl Marx, you got me.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

If your plan is to kill me by excessive exposure to well endowed lesbian female protagonists, you can expect me to endure to the maximum of what is physically possible from the human mind, and then some.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

my copy of das kapital says bisexual women

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

i'll not stand for this bi erasure my legs are tired

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

You have to though you’re bipedal.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

I'M BIPODAL PERVERT

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

I'll grab you some crutches

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It loses some of its poetry in translation, alas.

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the translation they forced me to memorize at gunpoint at Liberal Arts University of Woke:

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

corleone_massacred_boy.jpg

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunisten, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, einen Protagonisten von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonisten zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spielern."

  • Karl Marx

One has to forgive his slight transphobia, he was a child of his time.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago

"Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunist:innen, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, eine:n Protagonist:in von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonierende zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spieler:innen."

Fixierte es für dich

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 39 points 1 day ago
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago
[–] Juice@midwest.social 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a Marxist I uncritically believe everything with this guys face on it

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago

Guess who explicitly said he wasn't a Marxist?

Karl Marx

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Communism is when there's an all-female Ghostbusters reboot" - Carl Marks

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought that was feminism?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

No, feminism is when workers are in control of the means of production

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You mean the memes of reproduction?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago

Either that or I meme the means of production, we'll never know

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everything on the internet is true

- Abraham Lincoln

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

He never fucking said that. It was mark twain.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I never fucking said that. It was Mark Twain.

- Abraham Lincoln

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He did say that one. A buncha times.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Your mom said that one. A buncha times.

- Abraham Lincoln

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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I know it's fake because Marx had a deeply eurocentric world view. He thought the revolution must start in the most "progressive" part of the world which for him was the west

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

The best thing about that is that "the west" is such a nonsensical designation for a location on a globe.

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Kind of, but his later works indicate he had developed a slightly more nuanced view than the thought experiments and basically meme understanding of non-european cultures that his earlier works inherit from Smith and others.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I hope the Indians whom he told to abolish their culture can appreciate that

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

What work was that?

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 day ago

10/10 full Marx.

[–] Ging@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 day ago

Engels was the OG wokester

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Tits are now woke guys. It was only a matter of time

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Glad to know that playing Super Lesbian Animal RPG is praxis.

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

how is it? i played it years back when it was a my little pony fan game but haven't picked it up since it got the full release.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 1 points 10 hours ago

I haven't actually played it, it's on my wishlist.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It exists! That's the actual name of the game! I am.. uhm.. what's the opposite of 'terribly disappointed'??

[–] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago

graciously surprised?

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 22 hours ago

Is it still a genocide if you turn them all into trans girl gamer lesbians? I would like to sign up for that future.

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

I love lemmyshitpost because people feel comfortable expressing their id here.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

I fucking knew it

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

"Don't believe everything you see online"

-Albert Einstein

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