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[–] Aliktren@lemmy.world 183 points 4 days ago (2 children)

A man with no idea what the fuck he is talking about lol, sums up the current USA

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 103 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don’t forget! He’s in a position of power and a position of authority.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 4 days ago

Absolutely sums up the USA currently.

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 114 points 4 days ago (12 children)

The greatest metabolic problem in the United States, obesity, has strong ties to the addictive hyperpalatable ultraprocessed foods high in simple sugars and fats that comprise the majority of the Standard American Diet, and he's not made any mention of it, let alone take any action to address it.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 68 points 4 days ago (4 children)

No, no, I’m pretty sure it’s all the vaccines. That must be it.

[–] ShaggyBlarney@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There are HEAVY amounts of CHEMICALS in VaCcInEs!!! And all ChEmIcAlS are the DEVIL!!! ~S

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I’ve heard there is hydrogen dioxide in vaccines. That sounds dangerous! Just do your own research, no way that can go wrong.

[–] ShaggyBlarney@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

DiHyDrOgEn mOnOxIdE is a two word ChEmIcAl making it extra bad!!!! I've heard that everyone who's touched that stuff has or will die!!!! *corrected to the right chemical

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Actually that’s one of the few positive angles Kennedy campaigned on: fighting ultra processed foods.

I don’t know about action, but it’s at least the idea behind MAHA.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 days ago

He has a lot of good thoughts, but the problem is that he always drags them into crazy land. That and they're overshadowed by his stupid and dangerous thoughts.

He's basically the personification of, "A broken clock is right twice a day."

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 84 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

RFK is literally a child murderer

Schatz recounted the story of how Kennedy traveled to Samoa in 2019 to discourage people from taking the measles vaccine which ultimately led to an outbreak in which thousands of people were infected and 83, mostly children, died.

“It is so chilling to contemplate the idea that someone as recognizable as a Kennedy would fly across an ocean to a small, developing country and basically tell everybody, ‘Be afraid of this lifesaving medicine’,” Schatz concluded.

https://www.schatz.senate.gov/news/press-releases/schatz-rfk-jr-whose-dangerous-lies-fueled-measles-outbreak-in-samoa-and-caused-preventable-deaths-unqualified-to-lead-hhs

He isn't just a quack, he is a fascist.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 days ago

Mass child murderer

FTFY

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

he drove his former now deceased wife to SUICIDE, by pressuring her to be only SAHM. SHe had a succesful career , and he used the brainworm to get out of paying alimony.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 81 points 4 days ago

My biggest mitrochondrial challenge is that someone like RFK can be in a position of power anything to do with health and medicine.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If I had to pick someone suffering from mitochondrial challenges and inflammation based off appearances I'd choose RFK over a random child any time.

STFU you roided out goon.

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[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I am looking at this guy and see someone mentally challenged. You can see it in his face

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[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 days ago (3 children)

RFK had a book published some time back in which he reveals he doesn't believe in germ theory. Germ theory. This should have automatically disqualified him from doing anything that gives him decision making powers dealing with health, and medicine.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago

The mitochondial challenges are the powerhouse of the prison cell!

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I think he means midichlorians.

I'm not weak in the force, I'm just midichlorianly challenged.

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[–] turdburglar@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago (5 children)

seems more likely he’s just seeing the utter despair of young humans realizing what kind of world they have been born into.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (3 children)

His family literally came together and penned a letter to America warning us about him before the 2024 election.

That's the kind of freak this guy is.

But Americans are too stupid to listen to reason. So here we are.

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[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The lack of social connections ... among children ... at the airport.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

I recently visited the DMV and was shocked at what I saw: kids glued to their parents' sides, not a single child was socializing.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This it the idiot in charge of the nations health. I hate the US.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

That's the host.

The brain worm is in control.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Is it less embarrassing if he meant "midichlorians"?

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

He's a conspiracy nut and believes in quack medicine.

A sentence like that sounds like something my mom would say when talking about some semi-common chronic condition passed down onto humanity from some ancient long gone super advanced culture that only crystals and collodial silver can heal that "mainstream medicine" refuses to accept due to... Dogma... Or big pharma... Or some combination of those two.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 days ago

i always knew my autism was caused by the force.

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

the only person who didn't learn mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell in high school

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

6 months ago my insane uncle who idolized rfk junior. Warned me of this September autism reveal.. (spoiler. Its fucking vaccines)

And he genuinely thinks once the news is out. There's going to be purge style violence against pharma and Healthcare workers for "poisoning their kids"

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I like that he thinks airports are somehow a place you’ll see social connection and not just loads of tired bored people waiting.

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[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Epstein used to look at kids mitochondria too... /S

I feel like I could chill with this guy and vibe but as a leader of America I'm not so sure.

Go eat more roadkill you weirdo

[–] giantripdrop@piefed.social 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Ya see, bio class taught me the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, and, uhh ya see, ya see these young kids with all the mitochondrial challenges. They have cell powerhouse problems.

We need the mitochondria power levels to be over 9000 to return balance to the force.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Not enough midi-chlorians or something. The Force is not with them.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's his way of trying to himself look smart by using a term he thinks means that the children are lethargic.

(They aren't even lethargic. It's just a generational difference in culture.)

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Also maybe the fact that he's looking at kids in a fuckin airport. If there is one public space I'd condone parents shoving an iPad in their hands and letting them binge YouTube while sitting quietly, that is it.

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[–] jmsy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm not a scientist. What is a mitochondrial challenge?

[–] eugene171@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Looks like the pseudoscience and supplement-selling name for a real set of medical conditions.

Mitochondrial Dysfunction Is a Bit of a Fad | Office for Science and Society - McGill University https://share.google/edU4WAzh8so9rAU2d

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago

so hes a jedi now?

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

We need someone to take on Mitochondrial challenges now? I know just the person...

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

Mitochondrial Challenge played a Peel session in 2003.

Proper sludgy doom.

Just throwing shit at the wall. Faces. Social connection. Walking. What a bunch of bullshit.

Dude is back on the H

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

This is typical behaviour of morons... they make up skills they do not have to feel important. It is a continuation of the reason why morons believe conspiracy theories so easily, it gives them a sense they are special somehow and "got it" when others are "missing it"

Exactly the same reason cops claim to be able to "know" if someone is high just by looking at them

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He may be insane but he is tapping into parents fears and he can be pretty effective at it, to the ruin of all.

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm convinced the Kennedy curse didn't kill him because he's actually being piloted by the worms in his head

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