They will dread everything free
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Not at all
Eh, unless they don't like cute stuff I don't think they'd care lol
They probably couldn’t be happier, with a deep sigh of relief, seeing as how most of the others would look.
They wouldn't hate me at all.
I got mine from my grandfather anyway. Although I won't be having any kids to pass it on.
I imagine they would have a multitude of differing perspectives on it.
Nice
They better like pineapple
It's alright, I guess, except that nobody in the family (myself included) like singing.
My username is a variety of my name. So less annoyed than the kids of Ladiesman217.
Eh, it's pretty descriptive of me but I wonder if my kids would be the same. They'll be monotheistic, most likely at least, but yappy/argumentative is not a given. 🤷
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They would get tired of explaining to everyone that it's not a Runescape reference.
I'd be in the center of an uproar.
If I were rich enough, my kids wouldn’t care. Money brings all the boys to the yard.
That’s Mr. Porksnort to you, peasant.
Since I am not rich enough to leave an inheritance, my kids will just hate me the usual amount.
They will carry the greatest name one could carry. Do you know who I am.
Probably kinda normal tbh
Hopefully they inherit the psychopomp job too and it is a career resilient to AI and self-driving cars. If Waymo works in the Underworld, they will be looking for new career options like every other Z and younger.
If they want the job, of course. I'm not one of those old school escorts of the dead that insists the kids follow in parents' footsteps.
As long as they don't become Swedish and take a culinary career they should be fine.
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Meh. It's no biggie.
I don't get it
Probably not too much
They cannot draw then, rip
I was born too early. I reckon my name will fit right in down the line
If my kids are weebs with poor eyesight, it can serve as their nickname, I guess. Otherwise, they can pretend it's just an uncommon surname.