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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] flandish@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

as a group, a murder of pea?

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's an ostentation of peacocks

[–] Anne@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

white peahen hanging out with chickens

I had a white peahen show up in my yard and hang out with my chickens once. She stayed all afternoon, ate scratch with the flock, then just wandered off into the woods.

We're in the northeast US, so she definitely wasn't wild, and it took forever to identify her because WTF was a white peahen doing here 🤔

[–] xylol@leminal.space 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Theres this pride that lives around this church where they do local flea markets. They are pretty terrifying because they scream at a random sounding like children and they are just way up on this really tall tree so you can't see them so you just get random screaming children as you walk

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

are they called prides? we've got some here (some dingus decided he wanted to be the rich dingus with peafowl on his lawn, then they all left his house and like the turkeys started attacking hubcaps they could see their reflection in. damn invasive cocks)

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

My grandfather's neighbors had peacocks when I was a kid. They'd hop the fence and terrify the neighborhood all day. I hated those assholes.

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

missed opportunity to call it peaboobs

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They don't have boobs. I know, I've checked.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ehm... Science! I'm something of a scientist myself...

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Just to let you know, I've seen boobies and they have blue feet.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 12 points 2 weeks ago

Techincally, they're all peafowl.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're both outdated terms. Some peahens have peacocks. Some peacocks have peavaginas. Grow up.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
  • Peacloaca 🦚
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is Rimworld one of those porn games gog.com gave away?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yeah, Rimjobworld makes for a fun playthrough.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] xylol@leminal.space 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The babies are peachicks!

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's peaussy

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Similarly: Dwarf Fortress, with the geology and sediments.

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's where I learned about the candy canes and clowns that come with the high fructose syrup.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Protip: Use cotton candy hammers so your police force doesn't murder people becsuse they put a sock in the wrong bin.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Your a peahen!