this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2025
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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A Balrog? At this latitude? Contained entirely in this post?!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

[Chalmers disliked that]

[–] Knossos@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

The lemmings scrolled too greedily and too deep.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jocks on you, I sort by new.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

But that means you hit the big bad early without the opportunity to get better equipment

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Finally! Sweet oblivion!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Scrolled too greedily

[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

Sir this is the second post from the top for me. Ok I already refreshed 15 times but let's not consider that

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A Balrog? A Balrog? There’s more?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Morgoth made about half a dozen in the First Age.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I think it was hinted at in the lotr books that there could be more.

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But I just got here... Literally top post upon opening the app.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's a trap!

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Meh. I seen one of them before already.

But I'm basically on the front page, clearly some greedy dwarf freed it from the depths.

[–] BeefandSquints@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

That means I've roughly 800 pages left to scroll before I can bring this journey to a close.

[–] malware@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'll scroll until I find Yaldabaoth

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It began with the forging of the great social networks.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

… but they were turned to evil by the dark tech lords.

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, you all cross the bridge, I'm about to level up!

[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would be funny if this is post would be on top of all others...

[–] bababu@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

it is in my default view

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

All I want right now is to be back in the shire, touching grass

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago