Albert Einstein can probably run faster than me honestly so I'm going with that
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Toaster control for sure. After selling my robot toasters as a cheap way to communicate with satellites, I'll command an army of them all over the solar system.
Toss up between 3 and 7 for me, though the gravel one could have some niche uses.
TP can be abused pretty easy if there's no physical impact on my body for doing it repeatedly.
Is that a clean 7 inches, or would teleporting sideways cross over with some space I previously occupied?
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Teleport 7 inches only because doing so in quick succession could look really funny
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7 inches is a lot. Almost too much you could say. 5 is enough.. Right?
Running as fast as Albert Einstein would be a considerable improvement.
Control toasters, duh. I'm gonna survive the AI revolution
- Damn you Plutarch!
- breed oysters > profit
- sell gravel
- still prob useful if you chain teleport real fast?
- why
- must be a job somewhere for you
- can instantly tell if a container isnt empty, work in customs or something?
- doctorate in archeology
- albert einstein when? now? yikes, when he was young? depends on your relative age and physical form
Communication doesn't mean you can breed them. I can communicate with you and someone else but it doesn't mean that I can convince you to breed.
No but you could gain a greater understanding of their needs. You can always learn the job on top of that. Oyster probably don't need much convincing anyway.
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The seven inches enderman right there is more useful than you think when you can stack the teleports together