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[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 150 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Still better than South Africa where you get to mine nickel as a child and possibly either die in a cave which entrance has crumbled in, or die afterwards of toxic air pollution to your body due to mining.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 183 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Could still happen in the US during their lifetime. Never give up hope.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 120 points 3 weeks ago

It has, and recently.

February 22, 2024

U.S. authorities have accused another sanitation company of illegally hiring at least two dozen children to clean dangerous meat processing facilities, the latest example of illegal child labor that officials say is increasingly common.

The Labor Department asked a federal judge for an injunction to halt the employment of minors by Tennessee-based Fayette Janitorial Service LLC, saying it believes at least four children were still working at one Iowa slaughterhouse as of Dec. 12.

https://apnews.com/article/illegal-child-labor-slaughterhouses-8f95aef240050c6910aa8e1b6bce1c6a

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago

MAGA dipshit: "How do I get out of this third world country simulator"

"Lol you can't, you voted for this"

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Well, the Musks got to make money, too.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 103 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

That's bad RNG, but there are worse spawn locations.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 60 points 3 weeks ago

Speaking of which my youngest sons contact for his mom is Spawn Point and I think that is hilarious.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 9 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

People's Republic of China (I was born there, later moved abroad). The only thing keeping me sane right now, is the variety of entertainment I can obtain. Can't imagine having to watch WW2 tv drama about resistance against imperial japan (watched too many of those), or like romance dramas, or some show about some old dynasty in history, those are basically the only things that exist in Chinese media. And its so cliche, there isn't even anything like the GoT style thing where "any character can die" trope happens, I've watch so much of those dramas as a kid, I could literally predict plot points.

There is HK drama which is slightly better, but still they follow similar recipes.

Authoritarianism really limits how much creativity there is in writings and media.

And yes I know VPNs exist, but would I even have knowledge of VPNs in the other timeline where I remained in mainland China?

And that's only the access to information aspect.

There is literally no "mental health awareness" in China like there is in the west. You are either viewed as "lazy" or you're "completely insane", there is no in-between. Nobody would give a shit about depression, "stop being lazy" is what you would get told. You can shit on the US all you want, but at least the Americans with Disabilities Act is a thing, wheelchair ramps are a thing. In China? Nope. Very ableist mindset. And if you don't ger married? You get basically socially ostricized. If I was still in China, I'd probably have either killed myself or killed some CCP Goons (the cops) in a fit of rage because I've lost my sanity in that state-capitalist society, then be sentenced to death penalty.

Healthcare? LMFAO Nope. Everything is just as expensibe as in the US. But you also have to compete with a billion people on jobs.

Also, Hukou restricts where you can settle, because kids can't go to a public school in a place that's not where your Hukou is registered. Its kinda like undocumented immigrants in the USA, except its in your own country, your own borders, like you're supposed to be a "Citizen", but apparantly, Hukou is like the intra-country's citizenship.

Overtime pay? Nope

Unions? Nope. I mean unless you are talking about the CCP's "union" or whatever BS organization that doesn't do shit. 无牙老虎 basically (tiger with no teeth)

Workplace safety? Nope.

If your employer refuse to pay you after you worked there for a month, well good luck buddy, there is no "Deparment of Labor" to help you with that (there probably is de jure someone you can complain to, but de facto nobody would do anything).

Toxic masculinity, "You're a boy, stop crying" (To be fair, Americans also have this mentality, but its more prevalent in China).

LGBTQ? If you are transgender, oh my, you are gonna get so ridiculed by people. They say stuff like: "男人扮女人, 成和体统" ("Men pretending to be women, wtf" actually idk how to translate "成和体统"), or they'll call you "变态" ("Perverted").

As bad as the US is, if you're a white dude you can just easily move out of your maga infested shithole and go to a liberal city and improve their life by 70% (well, you can't fix the collapsing economy tho, but at leat the social aspects and "age-verification laws" aren't a thing (not yet at least)). In China? Good fucking luck. Aside from the very minority of people who have progressibe values, its a conservative-infested shithole, on par with magaland (republican states) in the US.

The US is about average on the good/bad scale (at least when it comes to what happens inside the country,), considering how evil and cruel humans around the world can be.

Of course EU is better than the US, but acting like the US is the worst place on the planet is really a privilaged mindset.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

I wish more Americans had this much nuance in their views. You can recognize that we have it better than China and Africa while still fighting to make things better for everyone.

Just because things can be worse doesn't mean we should settle for status quo. (Though I'll admit status quo is looking pretty hot right now.)

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[–] Rothe@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

Sure, but that is a low bar to set for yourself.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 88 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My original spawn was a dictatorship, I wasn't supposed to be born.

Guess what, I left that dictatorship, now I'm in a different dictatorship (I mean its better, but only slightly better, with unique challenges like having to deal with xenophobes). Isn't life just so wonderful? 🫠

Please don't be Earth, give me a Class 3 civilization with a post-scarcity civilization.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)
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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 63 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When I was in the 8th grade I had a friend who had two kids already. TBF he should have been a high school senior but he had been held back four times (this was before school districts had really grasped the concept of passing kids to get rid of them).

His favorite song was "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2" by Pink Floyd which was very popular at the time and featured the lyric "We don't need no education". Even at the time I remember thinking "Tracy, you might in fact need an education". I think it's under-appreciated how much that one line from that one song had to do with the success of that album.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Pink Floyd is probably the greatest rock band of all time in my opinion. Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 is their worst song and so freaking unsatisfying to hear come on the radio. It's like when people's only reference to Fight Club is "We don't talk about Fight Club." Okay great, you missed not only the entire point of the movie, but you can't even wrap your head around what that one single line actually meant. But that's why Fight Club (and therefore Palahniuk and Fincher) and Pink Floyd made money and were able to continue making great art for the people who are capable of understanding and appreciating subtext, so I guess I can't be too mad. But I am.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"I didn't do 4 years of college, 4 years of medical school, and 4 years of residency to be called 'sir,' baby."

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And since this is America.

"Take on 500k in student loan debt."

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Let's be real, 50% chance their life up to 40 was bankrolled by The First National Bank of Mommy and Daddy if they're a doctor in the US.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"And your birth just put them in crippling debt that they will never be able to recover from. Enjoy life!"

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

let's hope grandma is up to the challenge, after all, she's probably 28 by now.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The good news is the baby's parents already live together. Their mom could only afford a single wide two bedroom trailer.

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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 24 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

"Not without insurance little guy!"

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Pfft that was illegal 9 months ago.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Uhh what age are middle schoolers?

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The source of all wisdom and knowledge says 11—14. So perfectly fit for starting procreation in hunter—gatherer societies like — oh, wait...

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's possible, we are talking about it so it's happening

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Up to 14/8th grade. There were definitely people fucking that were younger than that when I was in middle school though.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

East midlands, your grandma is 32 years old.

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