Skweezy is a treasure.
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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Honestly, worth it ngl, I'd do the same, everyone, make the asexual choice.
Nah, spice up the orgy with a nostalgic pizza delivery guy trope.
Laugh, love, fuck and eat pizza; maybe make a revolution come quickah.
Oh,, hey, Skweezy! I forgot about him since I left Reddit. His posts are hilarious.
Is he some reddit guy? I got like a seven year old account and I don't think I've ever seen him
He was mostly a Facebook shitposter but was very popular on Reddit
Have you ever fucked a hot n ready?
It's a very tight window between being too hot and too congealed.
How does one get invited to such cool events?
Trying ordering pickup from Little Caesars, but make a wrong turn. You'll end up at a Hollywood orgy.
Follow rules 1 and 2.
Judging by sqweezy4real's profile picture, my guess hes leveraging a secret rule 3: be wealthy. Because I can tell you for SURE that dude is NOT attractive unless you are into drywall-punching high-school dropout Kyles.
The secret rule 3 is actually: be funny. Think Pete Davidson.
Okay, but no one cares if you're funny and poor, is my counter-argument.
If the rule 1 and 2 are "be kind" and "a decent person" then sure
You just need to find the right people, and it helps if you do stuff such as open relationships. But chances are most don't
We talking about Rupert's Land Act or the Manitoba Act?
Last thing I want to do after eating pizza is participate in an orgy! Carb coma!
Did he bring enough pizza for everybody?
Skweezy needs to raise his standards and get their Crazy Puffs instead, only thing worth messing with.
The only problem is the people who make them are the kind of people that work at little Caesars so you're going to have to be open to the fact that if you order the cheese ones you're probably getting the pepperonis
That’s a little classist no?
I worked little Caesar’s during the day and stripped nights to pay for my medical school.
And did you or did you not give people the wrong Crazy Puffs?
We know the answer.